BOTCH

FUNCTION: APPETIZER

"Victory is decided during the hors d'oeuvres."

A tasty treat before the entrée, Botch is a favorite snack of Dinosaurer. Cybertronian crab guts with cucumber and rice rolled in seaweed with spiced metal shavings on top. Originally conceived by Skewer, famous Decepticon culinary artist. Best garnished with ginger and a light acid pellet dip. Caution: Those with cloaking generator allergies should avoid.