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Archive & Blog Posts
2008
May
Of Eyelashes
April
Tons of New Headmaster-Era Scans!
Infections (and the Cure)
Terrorcon Spotlight: Sinnertwin
Cross-Reference: Niece
Turn Shit into Gold
Grand is a Relative Term
Ebony and Ivory
Something to Build On
March
Need vs Want
Mine Mine Mine Mine!
Not with a bang but a whimper
Our Top Story
More Black Ink
An Eye For Detail
In Key
Unicron vs Death Star vs Cybertron
February
Every Little Piece
A Major Victory
Don't Knock on the Glass
And Runabout and Runamuck, Too
Get Out Your Decoders
The Autobot Commander Who Would Not Kneel
Sharon Stone's Favorite Pretender
A Good Excuse to Run Through the Subway Tunnels
No, Leave Them On
January
Rant: I Hate Michael Bay's Transformers
Roses Smell Better Than Blorkmerdles
Tick Tock Tick Tock
This Will Feel a Little Weird
Someone Made a Botch
Side-Effects of Watching Three Dozen Headmasters Episodes in About Two Weeks
Blog Post Written -- Check
Anti-Presenteeism (Sic)
Hangovers and the Final Frontier
2007
December
Auld Lang Syne
Oh, How It Pains Me To Do This
About The Same
Head On!
The Gloved One vs The Purple One
Below the Tip of the Iceberg
Colors of Questionable Taste
Oh. Hello.
Scanning Your Transformer Transparencies
November
We're Pregnant! (or "Are These Genes Too Tight?")
Black Friday, White Backgrounds
Super Strong Metroplex, Your Super Friend
Views
Box Art Barter
Decepticons In A Row
Interchangeable Limbs
From One Extreme to the Other
October
Variations on a Theme
It Is Not Hands That Call Us; It Is Desire
My Kingdom For A Horse
Home Is Where The Heart Is
It Was The Year 2005...
Madman! Your Complete Transformers Cartoon Destination
Listen. Name Your Price.
Deep Thoughts (So Deep, Put Her Butt To Sleep)
Lights! Camera! Guess What?
September
Secret Gore
An Autobot Among Stunticons
Lament! Lament!
Crossover Fictional Crappity-Crap Waste of Time
From Brooklyn to Cybertron
Safety Girl
To Hell In a Handbra
Open Letter to Hasbro: Suggestion on How To Successfully Market to the Collectors
Song of the Box Art Archive
August
One Down
I Want My MP3
Blaster Blastin' At Ya
Weekend: The Old and the New
Tsunami the Special-Needs Kitty
Reverse-Engineering the Transformers II: The Olfactory Sensor Knows
Consciousness Without The Wings
Good Night, Ned
July
Ashes to Ashes, Rust to Rust
Vehicle Mode
Comic Book Wednesday III: The Human Sloth
Decepticons Pretending To Be Monsters
More Than Meets The Fry
A Call to Action
Here Comes The Spider, Man
I Don't Like To Brag, But...
I Saw The Movie
Life, Style, Toys
June
Late Night with Micromasters and Pretenders
More Furry Pants
Sharing Our Worlds
Multi-Mode
... Hello Portland!
Goodbye New York ...
May
Enjoy!
Life in a Box
Apartment-Hunting in Portland
For Your Starriors-Themed Party
Loose Botch w/ Weapons, Zero Chrome Wear, Tight
Shameless Album Plugging #2: The Benzene Ring
The Bestest Transformer Ever
April
Fighting Blog Spam
Nobody Knows What Color the Dinosaurs Really Were
The Pressure
Am I An Asshole? (Specific Instance)
Frank Castle Is Insane
Random Shit
Exclusive Preview of the New Transformers Movie
Poster Boy
March
Super-Tasty, Zombilicious
The Problem Is That You're Too Transparent
Shameless Album Plugging #1: Brompton's Cocktail
My Secret Headquarters
Captain America Is Dead
More Art of War
Style Before Substance
February
Gestalt Orgy
Meanwhile...
Embarrassing Or Honest?
This I Do, Being Mad
An Inconvenient Smog Monster
Surfacing From the Depths
Anybody Recognize This?
Classics Review Haikus
Nothing is Godzilla, Everything Is Mechagodzilla; Or, You Can't Keep a Good Mechagodzilla Down
Two Lists
January
Tossed Salad, Scrambled Eggs
Mecha-Opposite Day
Ingredients for a Stew
Slow, Not Too Clever
Forked
Don't Tell Anyone I'm Obsessed
Decepticon vs Decepticon
Microscope
2006
December
Knocking Things Off
Crab As Phoenix
No Whammies, No Whammies
Powered Action, On Command
Underbase Starscream, Revisited
A Phase?
When You're Angry Enough to Give the Very Best
And in This Corner...
November
The Shape in the Shitbox
Medication in Small, Controlled Doses
Why Can't I Be Rich?
How to Wake Up in the Morning
Let's Kill a Gimmick
Get Me Out Of Here
Brain Food
The Sound of Perseverance
Ask Not What Your Box Art Archive Can Do For You...
The War on Terror
Box Art ABCs
A New Low
October
Let's Play Pretend
With Great Power My Ass
You've Put On Some Weight
Feel This Muscle
Magic Wand Tools (Are You Looking At My Chest?)
Finger Lickin' Good
Wait... I Still Function
Of Bugbears and Gelatinous Cubes
With Or Without You
Fuck You, Tom Cruise
Unleash the Beast
Haven't I Met You Before?
September
Point Click Counterpoint
When You Wish Upon a Hartman
Tyranny Through Voice Acting
The Great Red and White Satan
The Mettle of My Metal
Clash Indeed
Tea Time For Overlord
Fashion Savant
Wind-Up Action
Looking Past the Front of the Box
August
Filling Our War Chest
Clip and Save!
Consumated Flesh
Butter Crunch!
Horror Again and Again and Again
It's a Trap!
Nuggets
Desktop Snapshot
It's Rude to Point
Destroy All Monsters
It Never Ends
Anonymous Dinosaur Combiner Team: Unite!!
July
I Fold
Why Do Ghosts Wear Clothes?
The Problem With Fleshlings
Sha-Na-Na-Na-Knees (I Wanna Watch You Bleed)
Monster Music
Wikipedia Loves You
The Minus World
Me and Hasbro Customer Service
Triumph and Tragedy (Crab Monsters)
Musical Espionage, Cinematic Spy-Rock
June
Yes, I Heard They're Doing A Movie
100% Weekend
Distilled, Metafiltered
Relaxation Therapy
Local Boy Makes Good
Future of the Kingdom
Sexy Firecons, Va-Va-Vroom
If Wishes Were Decepticons...
May
The Portland Report
Beast Mode! (When Trucks Were Monkeys)
Connections
As Charged
You Can't Punch an Old Man
Sometimes It's Good to Be a Monster
There's a Right Way to Throw a Cat
Living in Meifumado
Had It Forever
April
Improved Edits! (Or, Don't Shake My Cannon Hand)
My Mailbox is Everything; Defeat is Absurd!
Whose Website Is This, Anyway?
Comic Book Wednesday II: Switching Sides
Reverse-Engineering the Transformers (And Their Names)
It's Been A Weekend
War on Eternia
Be Careful What You Wish For
Thank You, And Hail Satan
Different Things
March
Aw, Slag! Profanity and the Transformers
Bad Luck For The Other Stuntrons...
Dead But Marvelous
Sick Cats and Sick Computers
Pretender Gargoyles
I Hate Boring Posts
I Hate Computers
Confessions of a He-Man Junkie
Interview with a Box Artist
The Anti-Idiot Box
Bag Check
The Problem with Mass-Shifting
Comic Book Wednesday
February
Micromaster Caption Contest! - THE WINNER
Opposite Day: Bizarro Luck
Skeletor Casts His Most eBay Spell
He-Day, the Most Powerful Day in the Universe
One More
Life Is Pretty Fucking Awesome
January
Busy Week of Gigging in NYC
Star Convoy vs Metrotitan
Comic Books I Loved Last Year
Crying Indians
The Art of Obnoxious
Superhero Zombies Eat People
Landshaker Eats People
Micromasters and Peanut Butter Cookies
The Most Famous 5 O'Clock Shadow in the World
Alternators Giveaway!
Opposite Day II: More Opposites
Hubcap Is Not Bumblebee
2005
December
The Year in Review
Yes, Botch, There Is A Santa Claus, But...
I In My Kerchief
Prepare for war, but strive for peace.
Recruitment Drive
Pizza Snob
Black-Balled
Welcome to Nebulon, May I Take Your Head?
November
Adam & Botch Go In For Some Maintenance
Xmas and Me
Random Thoughts While in Front of the Computer
The Two Best Albums I've Purchased Recently
A Proposal for How to Count Your Transformers
There's No Fighting in The War Room
Photoshop Studs Wanted
My Apartment, Too
Horrific Week
October
Classic Video Game Screensavers
I Hate Urban Culture
A Properly-Stickered Soldier is an Effective Soldier
Free Stress Test
Status Report
If Donkey Kong II was the Matrix...
Practice What You Preach
September
Anybody Listening? - My Queensr˙che Review
Voices In My Head
Fucken Tyrant (sic)
TV-B-Gone
Son of Botch
The Blog Wagon
I Heart Tech Specs
August
Operation: Matrimony
Rumble is Red, Frenzy is Blue
The Effectiveness of Death
Archive Update
Vector Prime is Mad Fly, Yo
Gainful Employment
Archive Update
Good for the Fandom?
Archive Update
It's Opposite Day
Archive Update
Why Gift Certificates Were Invented
Procreation (What the Hell Are They Thinking?)
July
Botch's Cybercon Expo Report
Archive Update
Black Ink
What Kind of Collector is Botch?
Archive Update
What I Did For My Summer Vacation
Archive Update
Introductory Post
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2004
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2003
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